From my English Class- wanted to share!!

I am learning about writing what is called a Satire, the Prof used this as an example and I wanted to share!!

  “Fairy Tale for the Ages”
  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said “NO!” And she lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up her bottom, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End.